You totally left off "satisfy your lover."
Ex-football star O.J. Simpson was found guilty Friday of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room. Simpson, 61, could spend the rest of his life in prison.
Analysis: While both vice presidential candidates succeeded in their only debate, the stakes were much higher for Sarah Palin. So, in the contest of low expectations, Palin won.
A television news anchor in Maine who looks a lot like Sarah Palin says she's been getting "hate mail and nasty phone calls."
A new study confirms what women say they've known all along: Men, no matter how unattractive, think they've got a chance with a runway model.
John McCain accepts the Republican presidential nomination with a dual message: Barack Obama did not have the judgment to govern, whereas he himself could reach across party divisions.
There’s been no shortage of establishment-minded Republicans and members of Congress to have served in the 1990s that have come out and endorsed Mitt Romney for president, or raised concerns about Newt Gingrich’s candidacy. But perhaps more unexpected has been …
Dressed in their holiday best, they get first official portrait in two years
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Perry drops out of GOP presidential race, endorses Gingrich
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Bachmann's Iowa co-chairman bolts to back Paul
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Romney enjoys unexpected conservative cover
Smile! Obamas release new family portrait
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