You totally left off "satisfy your lover."
Ex-football star O.J. Simpson was found guilty Friday of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room. Simpson, 61, could spend the rest of his life in prison.
Analysis: While both vice presidential candidates succeeded in their only debate, the stakes were much higher for Sarah Palin. So, in the contest of low expectations, Palin won.
A television news anchor in Maine who looks a lot like Sarah Palin says she's been getting "hate mail and nasty phone calls."
A new study confirms what women say they've known all along: Men, no matter how unattractive, think they've got a chance with a runway model.
John McCain accepts the Republican presidential nomination with a dual message: Barack Obama did not have the judgment to govern, whereas he himself could reach across party divisions.
Latest Comments
Zimmerman's attorney apologizes for client's apology to Trayvon Martin's parents
Gingrich Group files for bankruptcy
Romney has 'about 5 home states,' Santorum says
As GOP race continues, voter confidence in Obama improves
Michigan voters: Santorum connects better than Romney
Michigan voters: Santorum connects better than Romney
First Thoughts: High stakes
Perry drops out of GOP presidential race, endorses Gingrich
Romney accepts McCain's endorsement in GOP race
Bachmann's Iowa co-chairman bolts to back Paul